1. "Mary is trying hard in school this semester," her father said .

2. "How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?" asked Steven Wright, early in the show.

3. "If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you," Wright said.

4. "No," the taxi driver said. "I cannot get you to the airport in 15 minutes."

5. Gov. Peterson said she will support a tax increase this session. "Without it, schools will close," she said.

6. "My favorite line is when Jerry Seinfeld said, 'My parents didn't want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty and that's the law,'" Smitty said.

7. My French professor told me that my accent is "abominable."

8. She asked, "Do you read Time magazine regularly?"

9. When did Roosevelt say, "we have nothing to fear but fear itself"?

10. "Can you believe," Dot asked me, "that it has been almost five years since we've seen each other?"